[ZSDOne]

A confidential source, provided me a schedule for the DBN Annual Conference

9:00 a.m.: Retail Sharks R Us: "New Things to Flip Now that Wal-Mart Raised the Price of Football and Basketball Cards"

10:00 a.m.: Fake Cards R Us: "2017 Base Prizm Rookies: An Exciting Opportunity to Con Unsuspecting Collectors who Just Want a Base Mahomes"

11:00 a.m.: Fake Slabs R Us: "Copying an Existing Grader or Creating Your Own Fake Grading Company: What Are You More Likely to Get Away With"

Noon: Lunch - Menu: Hot Pockets, Cheetos, Mountain Dew

1:00 p.m.: Keynote Address from Panini: "Retail Jumbo Boxes that Do Not Contain Hits or The Guaranteed Hit is a $2 RPS Junk Memorabilia Card or 150 Panini Points: A Perfect Way to Separate Rubes from their Money"

2:00 p.m.: Flippers R Us: "Running a Successful Pyramid Scheme"

3:00 p.m.: Fake Patches R Us: "Replacing an one color game used swatch with a logo taken from a Jersey purchased at Wal-Mart"

4:00 p.m.: Football Cards Never Ever Lose Their Value R Us: "This is Not a New Junk Wax Era"

5:00 p.m.: Group Raids to Closest Targets and Wal-Marts to purchase every "collectable" there

[ZSDOne]

And a Late Addition over Lunchtime:

Sealed Wax R Us: "Having Your Cake and Eating it Too: Fraudulently Resealing an Open Box"

[Speak917]

I just spit out some coffee reading this itinerary....good stuff!!!!

[ZSDOne]

I just spit out some coffee reading this itinerary....good stuff!!!!

And Speaking of Retail Sharks R Us and the DBN:

What a Bargain!


https://www.paniniamerica.net/2021-panin...aster.html

(if the link goes dead before you get there, they were charging $45 for Mosaic blasters - and they are sold out)

[CMCFan22]

I feel called out by the lunch options. That's the one thing the DBN does right!!

That group raid at the end seems like a fitting, poetic end to a day of learning all about scamming. The questions remains, who's being scammed?

[ZSDOne]

I feel called out by the lunch options. That's the one thing the DBN does right!!

That group raid at the end seems like a fitting, poetic end to a day of learning all about scamming. The questions remains, who's being scammed?

Maybe you can convince them to serve frozen pizzas, Doritos, and Pepsi instead.

Anyone who pays $50-60 (not even Retail Sharks R Us prices) for a Mega Box that doesn't even have a guaranteed hit?

[CMCFan22]

Maybe you can convince them to serve frozen pizzas, Doritos, and Pepsi instead.

Anyone who pays $50-60 (not even Retail Sharks R Us prices) for a Mega Box that doesn't even have a guaranteed hit?

This is an improvement.

Now, now, now... give it two months, those megas will go up to $90.

[ZSDOne]

This is an improvement.

Now, now, now... give it two months, those megas will go up to $90.

"Sealed Wax is an Investment that Cannot Fail (Never Mind the 1990s)" was at last year's conference

[rjcj2017]

"Noon: Lunch - Menu: Hot Pockets, Cheetos, Mountain Dew" ...

And How to Never Get Any Of It Out of Your Fingernails Or Off Your Shirt Before Pack Searching Topps Fire For 2 1/2 Hours

LOL

[CMCFan22]

"Noon: Lunch - Menu: Hot Pockets, Cheetos, Mountain Dew" ...

And How to Never Get Any Of It Out of Your Fingernails Or Off Your Shirt Before Pack Searching Topps Fire For 2 1/2 Hours

LOL

Okay, now THAT'S where me and the sharks differ